fail flirt #7

I want to be an expert. And I want to be one know.  Just trust me that I have sort of experience (my own and also others, but mostly from other :P) in flirting.

My method for this shortlisted list are direct observation and contemplation. I forgot how many samples I used to sum information. It took more than 1 year observation, so you can see I didn't rush in making conclusion.

For your information, perhaps most of the listed stuff a bit girlie it is because easier for me to see it when a girl does it. Why? because am also feminine and might have done it as well. 

So here it goes the list:

1. Execcesive texting from the tiny one to the big one. But mostly just a little stuff like 'I lost 2 hairs today" or "I cut my nails". Those sweaty litty thing is just to make a conversation since they don't know what to say.
2. If something big issue coming, mostly it is not what this flirty people's interest but the other party. Talking about politics that sometime they usually hate, spreading issue about economy which usually comes as the last issue to talk about, or talking about cockroach which in real life scares you out. Those stuff should be done so they can put this line in the end "Ohhh,,,I like talking with you. Seems you know everything, I like it!" Oh maaaan,,,cut it out, he/she knows it because they have passion on it, you don't know it just because you don't even care about it. Stop that cheesy admiration (the word exists, rite?).
3. When someone tells you how unfortunate they are but in your opinion nothing is wrong with his/her life, I bet you that people trying to catch your attention and wish you say something good about him/her. That's tricky, because by saying something good that it might unknown for them, their hope is growing bigger. "Ooooh,,,you know me so well. Thank you for making me comfortable with my life," I believe they will give you that kind of response.
4. Try to make a connection. Whenever you tell/ text them something and he/she replies with "Oh,,I was about to tell/ text you the same. Oh my God we are connected!"
5. As the technology is growing bigger you can easily catch up digitally. Tho' you live miles away you still can get  closer emotionally-digitally. How do you do it? send picture via instant mesaging. "Look this is me with my new earing!" or "Found a very good shoes and it is on sale. yeay!" or "Look the red dot those mosquitos gave me on my hand". Those might be the captions for every picture this flirty people would send you.
6. Sometimes the pictures not only the unmeaningfull one. The higher level of flirting picture  is sending her/his own face/full body picture. He/she probably send you these kind of pictures; me and my friend, me and my pet, me and myself, me with my new dress, me on vacation, me with the person who-I-think-have-a-crush-in-me, me, myself, and I. Believe me he/she will send you the best picts for each catagory, tho he/she are surounded by people they will send you their best look and others ugly.
7. Let's we go again with the picture me with the person who-I-have-a-crush-in-me. If he/she sends you those kind of picture, do you know what it means? by sending the picture he/she is trying to say "look, am popular. People like me, it means I am god damn good! Do you like me?"
8. If you don't speak the same language, just wait until he/she express his/her will to speak your language. I don't have any words to say. Go figure yourself.
9. The ultimate flirt that ever exist, at least from my point of view, is when he/she says will be whereever you are. Well this, sometimes, you can't tell either it is a flirt or obesession. If he/she tells you that wants to be someplace that you might be there, do admit that he/she has 'something' for you.

I'm done with the list. Writing this make me sick myself, just like put mirror in front of myself :p

I did some of them, hahahaha...but I regret it, especially 'I will be whereever you are'. I regret it the most, since this person turn me down with the stament 'do not be so obsessed'. What a punch on my face.

Oh,,,Perhaps I will continue the list, you are welcome to suggest me anything and will put it up on the list.

Ciao for now, there is an observation to do!